Now that the hysteria about the unfriendly skies (or at least tarmac) of United Airlines is easing a bit, I feel compelled to comment on the company’s “re-accommodating” of the doctor who was dragged off an overbooked flight.

The cops dragged off the wrong person.

Here are better candidates for forcible removal from an airplane:

1. The passengers who stuff a German Shepherd under the seat in front of them (and on your feet), calling it a “service” animal — but lacking any documents…