Being a billionaire doesn’t mean you’re immune to life’s little annoyances. Investor and Shark Tank personality Chris Sacca learned this the hard way after getting his parking spot stolen while backing into it. He asked the Twitterverse what his best recourse should be.
I need some advice:
What’s the appropriate superstitious curse to place on someone who stole my parking spot while I was backing into it?
— Chris Sacca (@sacca) March 23, 2017
His followers responded with a range of advice, from hexes to long cons, that are sure to make you smile. Of course, many offered up the best tip of all — to simply let the small stuff go — reminding us that the internet does have a softer side.
@sacca stick them in charge of culture at Uber?
— Rob White (@RobWhite_UK) March 23, 2017
@sacca Have a voodoo doctor make them as successful as you, then in some act of deja vu, you steal their parking as they’re backing up into it
— Michael Trompeta (@mikeejt) March 23, 2017
@sacca glitter in the exhaust vents. You’re not cursing them, but they’ll sure as hell curse at you
— Bill Powell ? (@billpowell__c) March 23, 2017
@sacca they come on shark tank and you tell them you’re out and then you tell them it was because of the parking spot.
— Jeff Gothelf (@jboogie) March 23, 2017
@sacca May he be Donald Trump’s next press secretary
— Holden Ostrin (@holdenostrin) March 23, 2017
@sacca this seems appropriatehttps://t.co/w3WSxJFC9q
? Turkeys Walk In Circle Around A Dead Cat [Original Video] – YouTube— Irbs (@Irbs) March 23, 2017
@sacca pic.twitter.com/yuPE8as3cY
— Me (@WhatNotAndSuch) March 23, 2017
@sacca None. Let it go. The world needs you to be thinking about solving problems and bringing out the best in people. #besuper
— Patton Gleason (@pattongleason) March 23, 2017