In compiling my first official Things That Drive Me Crazy list, I have to agree with you that it’s a relatively short drive. Nevertheless:

1. Art collectors who attend opening shows at galleries, decide what they want, then approach the artist and try to make a deal to buy the piece directly from the artist afterward (if it doesn’t sell during the run of the show. I know a few people in town who call themselves “serious” collectors but think nothing of stiffing gallery owners so they can…